Smile4u Blog

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
Harikumar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Harikumar-why r all these people running?
Marc- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Harikumar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence
into future tense.
Harikumar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Harikumar was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary
Expected”. After much thought he wrote: Yes!

written by samchin \\ tags: ColdBlooded.....

Three Friends: Harikumar, Gowtham, and Mokkasami are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.”

Harikumar went first. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

Gowtham went next. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the Mokkasami’s turn. “And what would your wish be?” asked the genie.

“I want them both back after lunch” replied the Mokkasami.

written by samchin

Arun: I’m in a big trouble!
Bala: Why is that?
Arun: I saw a mouse in my house!
Bala: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Arun: I don’t have one.
Bala: Well then, buy one.
Arun: Can’t afford one.
Bala: I can give you mine if you want.
Arun: That sounds good.
Bala: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Arun: I don’t have any cheese.
Bala: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Arun: I don’t have oil.
Bala: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Arun: I don’t have bread.
Bala: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

written by samchin