Tamil New Year 2009
Posted by samchin on Apr 14, 2009
Happy New Year
The Tamil New Year, Varsha Pirappu or Puthandu, is observed on the first day of Tamil month Chithirai, the first month as per traditional Tamil Calendar. Chitirai 1 is an auspicious day for Tamil speaking people in India (Tamil Nadu) and across the world, especially in Sri Lanka, Singapore, Malaysia and South Africa. In 2009, the date of Varsha Pirappu or Tamil New Year is April 14. (It must be noted that in calendars and Panchang dealing with Hindu festivals in United States, Canada and Europe, Puthandu is marked on April 13, 2009).
Friends
Posted by samchin on Nov 14, 2008
Have you ever found a friend
That makes your heart glow
Someone who is wonderful
You feel honored to know
Someone to laugh with perhaps even to cry
Someone whom you love no matter what they do
Someone who looks up to you when you don’t know why
Someone who just seems to understand you
Someone that you think of day and night
Someone you pray for as you go to bed
Someone who shows up when the time is just right
Thoughts of them are always in your head
Someone who shares with you all your ups and downs
Someone who appears when ever there is a need
Someone you share smiles with replacing
all your frowns
Surely you must know, God planted that seed
These seeds God has planted here on earth
Were planted deeply in our friend’s heart
They cannot be measured by earthly worth
Only by God’s values placed here from the start
Value those friendships, honor their decisions
Respect their feelings, never make demands
Never try to make their dreams your revisions
Hold their love tightly in your hands
Never get angry if you don’t talk to them each day
Trust in friendship, send them a piece of your heart
For a heart can still feel loved even tho it’s far away
This is how God intended love to be from the start
Place their memory in your heart and mind
See them for what they really are
Continue to love them no matter the time
Friends are Angels Sent By God from afar.
Julie
Posted by samchin on Nov 5, 2008
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked.
The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man then said “When I was at the races last week Julie was the name of the horse I bet on”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. “Your horse called up !!!!”
Just For Fun- V
Posted by samchin on Oct 26, 2008
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student. “My father cooks beans,” said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself“.
Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ..?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.